Due to a wedding this weekend I’m having to shave my tash off, I can’t go and see family and friends looking like a 70’s porn star. I’ve put my pic on to humiliate myself, I’m sure Mr Abramovich and the Glazer brothers wouldn’t go to these lengths for their club. I’ve been told by the brothers grim(Preece and Jones) I’ll face a club fine of 10 english pounds for shaving a week early.